Near the office building on the doorstep two candidates for vacancy are nervously smoking. One to another:
Did not take?
“I didn’t take... Wow, the pathinoid, the damned vathnik!” Normally, it all went so, and then he asks – and how do I feel about the annexation of Crimea? I honestly said that this is all Putin’s punishment and that Russia will still pay for it. And right away - all, goodbye, you don't fit us. It is normal, yes?! to
– No, wait, you’re confusing something... This shit is a liberal rotten! He asked me about the Crimea... I immediately answered clearly that the Crimea is ours and we need to go to all those who are only whispering about the integrity of our territory!! And yes, I said goodbye, what kind of shit?

At this time, a very satisfied third applicant comes out of the building. The first two to him:
Did not take?
A normal man is like this...
You asked about Crimea?! to
I asked...
Well, what did you say?! to
I said I don’t talk about politics at work.