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 03.05.2018
You have borrowed your “delicate soul organizations” suffering from the “arbitrary and harshness” of trade workers.

Dear mothers and grandmothers! You steal the most in the shops. One of the mothers in the child’s wheelchair hid five cans of expensive baby food in boxes, two bottles of cognac and a huge box of candy. Then the police soppy in the shape smashed - money is not enough, the child is third, the husband has escaped, sorry for me, forgive me and let go with the kidnapped! Another hid her three-year-old daughter in a backpack two bottles of expensive shampoo. Then there are tears, soap.

- All pay, no money with me, I can leave my daughter as a guarantee, I will definitely come back!

The grandmothers are more attentive.

You will do nothing to me! I am going to fall here and scream that you are beating me, and I will be believed, and you will be judged!

One such “God’s garment” at all stated.

Not with Stalin, I will not even be punished.

Even grandmothers like to pretend - a complete mess. Under the noise they collect both their purchases and another buyer. This is their favorite topic!

Is it not mine? I took the same bottle!

“Yes, grandmother, this bowl of caviar, four hundred grams, for three thousand six hundred rubles is yours. And two hundred gram chocolate for three hundred rubles per piece is also yours!

Even the finger twisted into the cashier ticks and speaks.

I come to you every day, you probably remember me.

Yes, Grandma, we remembered you already! You remember how you spit weight candy in your pockets and pull a couple of eggs out of the boxes and no longer hide them in your pocket, because you are taught by the bitter experience that someone of the buyers accidentally pressed you to the box table and the eggs in your pocket cracked. We also remember how you pierced a hole in a pack of expensive washing powder with your finger and slowly poured a little, so that it would be enough for one wash, in a bag.

Grandparents do not do this kind of stuff! If they are humble, they are humble. They take a bottle of vodka and quickly, quickly, quickly, until they have taken away, butterfly, butterfly - remove the mock syndrome. But if they were caught for this action.

And I will pay! Maybe I needed it urgently?

A young man with a huge sports bag, why do you carry her shopping hall? I perfectly understand you that it is so big that it will not fit into the storage chamber. Why do you go to the store with this bag? You can carry anything with this bag! Starting with our little cleaner who got your bag on the head. He didn’t even apologize, pretended he didn’t notice, or didn’t notice what was being noticed? Forty-five kilos, one and a half meters of height. The goods were removed from the shelf specifically. I am sure. And don’t tell me and the police that it wasn’t so displayed! I paid as cute. Everything was well seen in the camera.

A mommy with two completely uncontrollable children, who are carried around the hall, beating off the buyer and shop worker's legs, stumbled into a deadly struggle with the same mommy, whose child sits in a food cart and melancholy presses out the cheese with his foot through the sticks of that one. And when the little boy notices that not everything has sold out, he decides to get up in his entire height of a six-year-old boy. The car is driving, the child does not maintain balance and rolls his face into the shelves, the glass cover of the refrigerator! How the baby managed to catch our carrier, before the child managed to get hurt and suffer - it is just God's providence! not otherwise. And then there was a scream.

“You, pedophile, are catching my son!

Police took them all. The truck was then returned. He was crying.

“I’ll go home, there I have four sons, Jamila alone won’t be able to do it!

Don’t think I treat people badly. Ninety-five percent of buyers are absolutely normal, adequate people. We are always happy to see them, always happy to do for you a little more than you should! And we will help with the choice, and find the right amount, if suddenly someone needs a lot of some goods. We will call the cashiers for lunch if it's time. I myself, already as the director of the store, opened an additional box and pierced the goods by the buyer. I often heard it.

Glad you opened the box too!

immediately from the other.

He’s sitting there, clothes, and paperwork!

Please explain to me, insulting people, what are you expecting? Is it gratitude?! to

In a word, dear ones, the same five percent of the remaining buyers — debt! You borrowed with your hatch!

They borrowed!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-05-02/#946001
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