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 07.05.2018
I went to Peter with my friends.

Walked around the city, walked along the way to the bar, a casual, little cute half-sweet.

There were four of us and one of our three friends was already there.

At one point, I feel like the bartender is communicating with some people and they periodically look at us.

We wait for the disconnection, the tension grows slowly and here they approach and say about the following, the exact text I do not remember: "We have an unusual request to you, please listen to the end. We are shooting small porn videos on orders in the internet and now we need to have sex in the bar, but without visitors it will look unnatural and we will not be paid. We’ll give you beer for inconvenience.”

We agree, we are transplanted, asked not to pay attention and just drink beer and communicate.

Next, the guy wears a Mickey Mouse costume, the girl has a huge spider tail and they fuck on the table.

They paid 150 views for this video.

The order sounded approximately like, “Micky Mouse is fucking the pavilion in front of the whole bar.”

They ordered such shit relatively often.
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