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 20.05.2018
He resigned from the SS. For 25 years I did not get a little bit (which I did not regret afterwards). I come to the military department, to the retirement department, papers, certificates, certificates... The aunts are bored, they began to list me, how much I lost, not reaching 25: -

Do you know that you will not have a free sanatorium and resort service?

I know.

Do you think the pension would be higher?

I know.

Do you know what...?

I know.

and...

Yes I know.

And finally, a check shot from one of the aunts: "Those who have served for 25 years rely on a free orchestra from the military commissariat at the funeral... do you know how offensive it will be?"
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