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 23.05.2018
Today I sit in a line in the clinic, and next to me two old ladies are talking, involuntarily listening.

Yesterday I went out to the courtyard, I see the girls sitting at the entrance, and drink vodka, and I myself only 18 probably. I tell them, girls, what do you do, you still get married, give birth, you should not even smell vodka now! And they laugh in response and answer, grandmother, but we are not going to get married and have children yet.”

Then the grandmother holds a pause, and charges “Well, even if you don’t send it, the outcome is good.”
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