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 29.05.2018
Once fifteen years ago, a drug barrier was struck in front of my eyes. Ušlepok, less than 25 years old, on all the offers to surrender the supplier only horrorized.



They did not even promise to release under subscription before the court, and not to close in the Court of Appeal, to shake the deadline, and so on. The criminal replied, “A year is not a term, two lessons, three nonsense, five nonsense.” I will remind you, the case was a decade and a half ago, before any AUE is still far away.



The first one, filled with thief romance. It is said that behind the fence are respected authoritative people, etc.



And then the major, who at that time seemed to me very old, in fact he was a little over forty, tired so he lifted his head from the papers, looked closely at the bar and quietly said:



Imagine you are going to the area and there are all your buyers.



After these words, the scammer suddenly changed his face and melted them all.
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