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 30.05.2018
It was told by a friend of my father who worked as a driver of a crane. The case was many years ago. Their office bought a cheap car crane somewhere in the south of our country and he was assigned the task of moving the equipment to Murmansk. The road passed through Moscow. Further from his words.

And here I go on the MKAD in the right row, on one of the rows is a DPS car and I am indicated with a stick that I must turn into the city. Well, of course, I was surprised and confused, but nothing to do, turned. I don’t know the cities, there were no navigators at the time. But at the next intersection there was another DPS car and I was again indicated where to go. Probably something happened on the ring and trucks are driving around. I had no other options. And so, in all the developments, they showed me the way. When I was once again told where to go, I was very surprised to see the Kremlin. I went to the Manage Square, where the repair was going on and gently say, broke up. And the haishnik pulled me with a stick so that I could enter the square. I stopped and approached him.

Remove the car from the road! Let’s go in!

Did you bring me here?

What does it mean to eat? Here is repair...

So I drove the crane to Murmansk, I was pulled off the ring and brought here. I need to go to Murmansk.

Their mother! Go away from here!

How I will leave. I do not know the city. I will be walking here until morning in Moscow.

Haishnik sat in the car and lively discussed something with someone on the rack.

I’ll go and take the ring.

In the end, I was taken to the ring accompanied by the DPS as a VIP person. This is how I visited the Kremlin on the crane and safely arrived in Murmansk.
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