I remembered when I once talked. As a lieutenant of the armed forces, I often communicated with one major in service, I was 23 to 43. Ordinary fat, bald, major in glasses. On one of the evenings at the airfield, he showed photos from his tablet, leaving the next one - on the screen appeared a slender girl, light long hair, slim legs in shorts, a snow-white smile, the shortest airplane. I ask :

Who is this?

How who? My daughter too.

Here a joke flashes my head, about the fact that he is a fat man in his glasses, and she is a model, I say the following:

My daughter, I didn’t look at you.

He already swung his eyebrows so strongly that the folds formed from the eyebrows to the back of the neck:

In other words, not me?! to

The joke burned, I wanted to fall under the ground, but my mouth said:

She has long hair.

Major laughed, and I exhaled, since then I have tried not to joke about the appearance of others.