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 02.06.2018
Now at work passing by the mother with the child, who came out of the session in the cinema, where they showed a cartoon, the edge of the ear heard as a mother asks a question to the son, said what this cartoon teaches him, and then I remembered the case, which laid in me the first concept of films, to be precise foreign fighters, which I would like to share.



I was 9 or 10 years old and I had a friend, let’s call him Dima. And as it was, Dima and I fought a lot, the matter almost came to a fight. Dimon catches a healthy stick, stumbles at me and here in my head there are scenes from the movie, such frequent in the militants of the time when two friends become enemies there is a battle and when one friend directs a gun on the other, he stands up and looking him in the eyes says, say let's shoot his friend and after these words the second throws a gun, they embrace, all well, happy end and the end of the film.



And this is the moment in my life, Dymon shakes at me, I get closer, I look in my eyes and I say, please, hit my best friend. Apparently Dimon didn’t like the movies, or didn’t watch these movies, but after my epic phrase, as I thought at the time, he grabbed me a little bit with a stick on the bush, scratching my head to the blood. At that moment, I realized that you don’t have to believe everything that’s being shown on TV, no matter how epic it may look.
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