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 03.06.2018
He enters the night in the duty of challenges. On the phone, you can directly hear how the mother in despair brushes her hands and rubs her hair. She says, she said, her daughter is missing, her dear little girl.

The guard begins with one hand to record the call, with the other hand to give instructions on raising everyone on the alarm for the care of the minor, with the third hand to pick up the phone of the person in charge of the city, the fourth...

“The daughter has come,” says the mother, “has left the dog and has gone somewhere at night, and does not answer the phone calls.

“Where,” the officer asked, “have you come from?

So she walked out of her apartment, they lived in a row, smashed the dog and went to his business. He says to walk.

The official image begins to fade.

How do you say from your apartment? Do you live separately?

My mother answers, she lives with her husband. And with the dog.

In the duty apopee-apopheosis, with one hand cancels the alarm for the care of the child, with the other hand calls the number of the person responsible for the city, the third... In any case, sends the investigative-operative group to the challenge.

As a result, we have a lady who, under the pretext of walking with a dog, left the faithful to rest at home. The dog, after the passage of necessity, dropped on the way of the mother and with a calm soul went to the lover.

At first, actually removed from the man, the lady angrily whispered to the police officers who arrived. Later, upon the arrival of the mother, husband and dog, it calms down. Through tears and tears we take the explanations from everyone and go to wait for further exits.

There was no morality, total immorality and adultery.
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