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 04.07.2018
After my divorce from my wife, I did not want to go into this cabal again. But the casual connections with time are tired. I wanted a housewife in the house.

Because of time limitations, I decided to rely on dating hostels. In the questionnaire indicated that for a serious relationship.

There were not a few interested, but most of them were not very adequate personalities, or the level of communication did not correspond to mine.

After a while, a girl wrote to me. In appearance quite nice, 30 years old, no children, worked in the city theater. And for communication, she was quite adequate, and most importantly erudite and diverse. She caught me and I offered to meet. She did not refuse the meeting, but all the time there was an inappropriate moment, then she was delayed at work, then she needed to go to her parents, in general, it was about a week. I already decided that maybe I wasn’t interested in her, so I decided to do it. She called and offered to meet. As it happened, it was that day I had to stay at work - preparing the documentation for the boss. But she said nothing wrong, you can meet me at home.

The seeker of intimate adventures she did not pull, but I also decided not to give this importance. On the way home, he went to the supermarket, picked up a simple snack, picked up a couple of bottles of lambrushe. She came home quickly, and here she came.

She looked great, of course. Much better than in the photo.

She helped me cover up the table in the hall and we went on to communicate, drizzling the whole matter with wine. But there happened something. I noticed that she drank wine in huge gloves and, consequently, became drunk very quickly. I don’t have sex with a drunk lady. And I decided to take her to rest in the bedroom, put her on the bed and, of course, did not dress. He laid himself in the room. I had no sleep and turned on the TV.

In about an hour, I heard the screams from the bedroom. I decided to check what was happening there. My new acquaintance was lying absolutely naked, and seeing me began to get upset, what hell I split her, that I am a maniac, and so on. I asked her to call a taxi home so she’t bother her. But she went to sleep again. After an hour, it all repeated, only she got the phone and started calling somebody, telling me my address (I remember! ) is Half an hour later there was a phone call in the home. There was a stranger in the camera who explained to me that he was the husband of my new acquaintance and came for her. I just swallowed heavily. I let him into the apartment and he told me that she sometimes wondered, like in a role, tries herself in a different social environment, and he supports her and forgives her. In general, he took her, and I was still sitting for a long time and did not understand what stupidity just happened.
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