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 18.07.2018
Any teacher, working in school for many years, in the topic - how much children-social-idiots with mothers have grown up in recent years, curled with knowledge about the correct and healthy upbringing of their insignificant children.
Every fool and prosecutor knows exactly that children cannot be punished, otherwise their gentle, hard-to-educate psyche can collapse and grow up unknown what. But with the help of new trends, it is known that - a two-legged human shit.
As was previously the case in our terrible socialist childhood in the camp – for the wickedness, the shamefulness, the slothfulness, the boastfulness, the lies – there must have been a tough response from the boys all over the world. One for all and all for one, and if someone is going to cheer, then the educational procedure in the torsion and the tables immediately socialized the child and brought him to feel. But now down. The whole power of the rule of law lies in the protection of the fools, who can only be raised by admonition.

So then. A famous pioneer camp in history. International Children’s Centre. Like then, the most talented children get the trip. Previously, these were children, purely by chance, of obkomovsky, gorkomovsky, hornoshny oblonošnych and so on. Officers and executives, but this is not the case. You know how.
And here one of the daily days, the head of the security service of a serious state company goes through the camp. The father asked secretly to check how his son lives and rests there. The head of the SB, as it was appropriate, looked at everything, everything seemed to be fine, but looking for a profile in the toilet - a little stumbled. In a shining bowl and smelling roses, the toilet in one of the cabins was squeezed and squeezed. What a shit, asked the head of the SB at the camp guard. You understand, he says. There is a Russian boy in your squad. He refuses to wash himself. This is not a bar. Our warnings and prayers do not work on him. He is dumb like a pig in a laundry.
And the parents?
He lives with his mother and we don’t know anything about his father. Mother whispers that the boy is so accustomed and we are not going to raise him. Who are we against her? All, grit, I buried if you picket on the Ruslanchik.
Couldn’t this idiot just be put on the horns? Making a dark?
You are what! Mommy she sends here all the stuff, the type is cooler than herself.
Do you speak yourself? What is this mother’s name? Chicken is. So is so.
Well, our head of the SB went to the boss for a report.
A week later, Ruslanchik's mother arrives from Moscow at night. Silence takes the child out of the bedroom.
Going around the corner. And in a minute, a double whistle is distributed to the entire "marine" squad. Mother cries and cries her baby. In the absence of the woman's belt, the mother licked her son with a branch of acacia. It was hard for her leaders to get rid of it.
The next day, Ruslanchik unexpectedly discovered the ability to wash in the toilet, say thank you in the dining room and abruptly ceased to fuck out. Laughing at all. What happened was told by the BJP chief.
He just called his friend and told him about the situation. He, being not the last person in the General Prosecutor's Office, called the general chief of the same lady and gently asked why in his company, the boss of the company, in senior positions, do the babies, unable to teach even their children the rules of behavior and hygiene? And why are their children so fucking in front of the children of even more respected people? Who gave her the right to that? He understood the hint and sent an order to organize the chief of the Petush department to wash the toilets on the general floors. Until she learns herself and teaches her skills to her relatives. And my mother explained in direct text that fucking she would be in this reality the last...
A very effective remedy for scabies turned out to be, unfortunately, rare and expensive.

PS What surprised me in this story. Humanity has evolved over millennia and the experience in education also has a thousand-year history. So what a fucking kind of foolish people suddenly decided that punishing children is a universal crime! But if a young creature does not understand the meaning of words at all, then another source of knowledge, worked out on the tapes of millions of our fellow tribes, has the world historical right to life. And Ruslanchiki will quickly become normal people, learn to appreciate not only themselves and the notion of boys major will finally disappear from our lexicon.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-07-17/#959881
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