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 18.07.2018
I have two friends. We call them Sasha and Vadim. Both work in the kitchen as chefs in the delivery of sushi and work on a shift. He comes to me in his weekend sacha to talk and smoke. In the conversation he asks me:

Have you not seen Wadiya?

Last time, what is it?

“Well, go, I call him, and he takes the phone and immediately says to me, ‘Go! “I was rushing here. I guess I know, but no! I re-call, a long clutches go, again takes the phone and immediately "Go, a! " I do not know what happened. I go to work to talk to him.

Didn’t you mess with him? At work what?

Apparently everything was okay.

Go out and find out. Strange what happened to him.

Eventually, having agreed on other topics, he left. It was more than half a working day and Sasha decided to look at me again. Remembering the conversation, I ask the first:

What did Vadik send you there?

It is OK. I just called him because he was drunk at 5 in the morning.
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