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 27.07.2018
I swear to you, fulfill it.

One familiar grandfather, in a distant schooling youth, burned with the desire to become an alpinist. There were no mountains in the district, but he found a hill with a steep slope, used to conquer this cradle and it was plunged by a snowfall.
He lies there not knowing where the top, where the bottom and can not even move. One thing is clear, he can't get out of himself and soon he will sink here. At this point, he swears that he will call his future child by the name of his Saviour. The young man, by the way, could not move, but for life, so, but he fought.

At this point, the grandfather has several children, even more grandchildren, are planning grandchildren. And his first daughter is all called Nadia, and she appears everywhere as Nadia. In her passport, she is recorded as a find. This was the name of the housewife, who stumbled and excavated the passage to the almost stunned mountain climber.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-07-26/#961403
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