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 02.08.2018
Good morning dear readers. I work as an operator. Support from a well-known provider. And so call!

I am the Client:

I am - Good night, this is the company, this is the name, how can I help?

Where is my internet?

Do you have no internet?

K is Yes! Where is my internet?

I check his login and check the base.

I - You don't have an active session on the router, is it enabled?

No, no lamp is burning.

I - Please turn it on or check the power cable

K - I turn it on, it doesn't turn on!

And then there was a sharp woman’s voice in the background: “Dumb, we don’t have the light!”

The client hangs the phone. No greetings or greetings.
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