It is said that the incident occurred in one Tomsk company. The company recruited employees and received large amounts of resumes.

One resume made the whole office think. First, it was completely written by hand with a very insignificant handwriting, and secondly, it was written in the column "About yourself" (the whole office was confused with this):

“I goat my elephant.”

Everybody read this phrase in one way or another. All in confusion. What kind of elephant in Siberia? “How does he catch him? “”

Eventually, they decided to call this man for an interview. There was a similar dialogue:

We read your resume, it interested us!

Very pleased!

Tell me what you have written in the "About yourself" section.

How what? I am the master of my word.