This story I heard while on a business trip, it happened in the late 1980s and may be a battle, but I still decided to write it.

At the end of the 80s, a minor accident occurred at one of the nuclear power plants, it was urgently necessary to eliminate it and it was decided to call a slug who knew the features of the work of the failed equipment best in the shop. tk. The case occurred in the evening and the hero of this story was at home (there was no home phone in the apartment) a car of the type "Buhanka" was urgently sent to the city, the task of which was to find and bring this employee immediately. At the moment when UAZIK entered the yard, the slugman was found going to the bakery store with an avocado in his hands. After a short conversation, the slug got out, jumped into the car and walked to meet the adventure. There were about 18 at that time. Then began the titanic work to save mankind and it continued almost until 3 o’clock at night. At the end of the work, leaving the zone of controlled access when passing the dosimetric control, it turned out that the special clothing of our hero is a bit phonized. After he removed his special clothes, it turned out that his cowards also emitted ionizing radiation, after which all the clothes from the slickers were taken away, and his own laundry was deactivated and sent naked to the dressing room. It was almost five o'clock and our hero returned home, his wife naturally was not pleased that he came without bread, but even more annoyed by the fact that there were no cowards on her husband. After a short verbal interruption, the husband was expelled from the house where he left his cowards. Sitting on the first morning bus he went to work, and there asked the head of the shift for written evidence of the reasons for the disappearance of the cowards and "not buying" bread. The paper was handed over and the comrades went with her to the house. But the wife naturally did not believe any papers and expelled her husband from the house for the second time. After this, the hero of this story came to cry to the chief of the shop, and the chief, entering the situation, said that he would save the family happiness of the hero of the atomizer and went to his home with him. After two hours of negotiations, the wife agreed to let her husband go into the house who is losing his cowards, but she said to the boss: "I know you men, but I don't know where.

You are going to blame each other!!