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 08.09.2018
The Courier.

One evening they drank tea with friends and they talked about their son.
Parents are complaining, telling out, school finished and did not go anywhere.
They ask you, will you put it somewhere?
We are family friends and we need to help. I say:
- Well, I'm not the boss... but one good acquaintance seemed to say that they needed a courier in the state.
This is exactly what needs to be! He still had a year to go to the army.

I called Alexander, and took a guy on my recommendation.
And then this happened. About a week he worked without adventures, the work is not dusty.
And then he sends his boss a personal gift to take on his birthday to the financial director of their major customer. The Finance Director is an impressive lady.
The gift is modest, but with taste: a bottle "Domaine de Chevalier" 2008 and a bouquet of roses.

From a boy’s story:
"I took a package beautifully packed with a bottle of wine, a bouquet, came to them in the office on "Tretyakovskaya", there they say to me at the reception:
- Olga Nikolaevna will be in an hour.
I was told to personally hand it over. I sat in the park and waited.
I bought a pizza to eat, and put the bag next to the store, well, and hit him with his elbow.
The bottle is out!

As I got worse, say goodbye to work, but the hell knows how much this wine costs.
And then it was dark, I would go to the store and buy some red too.
He did not warn her what mark she would give, maybe they would not notice.

But I learned this later.
Because first Alexander called me and pressed from laughter:
- Well, your protector, our new courier, and broke out yesterday!
Tell me what he did.
- Yes, I sent him with a present to Olga, a bottle of good red wine.
Did he drink it himself?
I do not know! But she was calling me now and crying out in gratitude, says Sasha, and how did you know about my favorite Masandrov Red Port Wine?
The price is 700 rubles. I wonder if I’m going to buy this shale for ten thousand.

Do you now calculate it?
Why then? The guy is smart, good at least bought the "Three Seals"!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-09-07/#969090
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