I met a girl like that. Call of Helena. Well, kissed for a couple of weeks, I invite her to the sauna. Cultural time to spend. Lenka agreed. I found in the newspaper the phone of the local sauna, I call:

Good day.

Hi to you.

Can you order a sauna at 19:00 for two hours?

I can. Tell me your phone number and how to contact you?

The smoke, I say. The number dictates.

In the evening, I went to Lenka, went to the store for a balda and fruit and came to the sauna. Come in, I go to the stand:

“Good evening, we have a sauna, the second floor, for seven o’clock.

The woman looked in the notebook, then on me:

“Hello, Dima, yes we’ll wait.

I paid for the sauna, layers with a towel, I turn - Lenkie is not. I look at a woman. She says:

The girl went out on the street.

I followed no one. Fuck, what kind of shit is that?

Sitting in the car, I went back. I look at the turn. I go out, I look at her. Roja is arrogant and evil.

Len, what has happened?! to

The silence surrounded me and continued to sneeze. I grabbed her, held her in my hands, held her. Is the hole still there? Sauna is paid. What if I get to go there. Two hours.

Damn, Lenka, what happened to that?! to

And nothing! You don’t seem to get out of that shit! You have even been taught by name here!

Fuck, it is not easier. explained her situation. I believed. They even laughed together. We come back, we enter and she asks:

Do you really have to say your name when ordering?! to