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 20.09.2018
The salary day. I charged my phone with an online bank and a fingerprint scanner. I sit in front of the calf, drink beer, eat fish, watch anime.

Wife: You need to transfer money to the fund of the class; 2000 for the younger and 1000 for the older.

I said, “Go old lady, I’m sad.” Let’s do everything in the morning, I’m drunk.

“Mom, we just need his phone and his finger.
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