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 20.09.2018
Set up a program of registration of acts of civil status. He went away and called the chief:

I do not have a program.

I was surprised, just checked, everything was okay. I enter the office and she meets me with the words:

The program was closed and nothing was saved.

Don’t worry, we’ll find out now!

It is useless to break down, nothing can be restored! Here you see, the computer broke down, so young people, now you are going, go home, there again think well, divorce you or not, in a week you will come back. People argue, argue, and everything happens.

She spoke to a young couple who came to the reception.



I just heard the first phrase and immediately got upset:

What you panic! We will restore the information. Everything will be well!

I raise my eyes and see the face of a guy who makes every effort to show me that fast computer repair is a bad idea.

- Although, of course, there is a lot of work here, - I continue I am not very sure and at this moment I notice the sad and a little confused face of the girl.

I will handle quickly! Finish the phrase. The guy, smiling, turns his head to the side, which means no. The girl looks with hope.

- Everything is ready, you can work, - I inform the present. The boy is disappointed, the girl smiles sadly. The manager thanked me, and I left. She talks with them for another five minutes, but she can’t convince them.



In the movie, it would probably be funny to see how a programmer saved a family by lying that the computer was faulty. But life is not a movie. People decide their own fate.
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