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 18.10.2018
in the days. A client comes to us, except him and a couple of employees - no one. The customer went in, went out, washed between the doors (they are metal with glass), returned, looked at the goods, promised to think and left. Half an hour later he runs back, the money, he says, has disappeared from his wallet. We remember – indeed, a comrade walked on a raft, and wherever he walked, he laid his wallet, in his hands he swirled. You, he says, are like money sprinkled while I put my wallet on that table.



- No, says the employee, it was you who sprinkled between the doors and put the bills from the wallet into the pocket of jeans. On the camera at the entrance through the glass squares was clearly visible.



The client rushed to the exit, barely counting the steps, without objections.



In the meantime, I asked how this Yuri had time to look at our camera. And - he says - and did not look, there is nothing to look at: the camera is directed to the exit, what is happening in the tambour and the hall is not visible on it. He did theoretically and was right.



According to his first education, Yuri - a historian, for five years he went to a children's camp, ready for surprises, so to speak.
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