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 19.10.2018
It’s an old story, not mine, but I’ll tell it in the first person.

I take the train after work. In the salon, besides me, a guy with a girlfriend and grandfather hung with a bottle of light. The guy with the wild obviously doesn't notice anyone, suck, stick, almost fuck on the seat. The grandfather looks at it all, sneezing, and then says:

Enough there! You are not alone here!

The guy breaks off from the lips of a girlfriend and tastingly sends the grandfather. The offended man turns to the window and applies to the bottle. I watch it all.

Suddenly the girl rings the phone, she gets it and begins to say:

“Yes, Serge, I’m still at work. Feed the child, sleep, sing and go to bed without me... I will be late! My girls and I will be late.

Dedan suddenly jumps up from the place, rushes to the girl and hurts:

Serena is late! Not her job! Not with girls! She is here with a man, Serega! ! to
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