bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате]
 26.10.2018
Three years ago I almost daily had to wheel in the Gus-Krustal district of the Vladimir region. One day, on the highway of district significance on the road stood "Niva", and next to it a man in camouflage waving his hand with a request to stop.
Have you seen the dog? He spoke questionably and described signs.
No is! I assured him, did I not meet him, was he lost?
I followed the rabbit, there is almost no day! He shattered his hand.
Maybe at home already? I gave him hope.
I live in Baluchia, which house?
Especially the birthplace? I found out why I was worried, dear? A purely commercial vessel was broken.
What is this here?! Yes, she... She’s a family member, you know?! to
I understood, not foolish, especially because in his eyes there was such grief and sorrow, that I desperately wanted my children to worry about me.
Give me your phone number, if I see or know, I will call. I assured him.
I returned almost a day later, the car was still on the road, but it moved a few kilometers. Here I had stopped myself, after a while and the man pulled out of the forest. Snooped, weakened and unshaken.
Did not find it? Instead of greeting, I started a conversation.
No is! The worst thing if suddenly somewhere in the trap or loop fell, will die of hunger or pain! With tears in his eyes, he replied.
What do you eat or drink?
- Yes, I have something, and I can always go to the store, but how is it there? How!! to
After these words, I also had an intense desire to break into the woods and look for this dog. But anyone of you has seen the "Murom forests", they say that it was in them that Ivan Susanin made his feat. But the thoughts about the dog did not leave me for three days, and I could not stand the phone, the number he gave me.
have found? After goodbye, I said. Have you found the dog?
You won’t believe, she came home. and herself!! to
How to Home? Did you say you live in Baluchia?
This is where I came, yesterday evening. I go out of the entrance, and she sits!
What did the rabbit bring? Still not believing his words, I cried I didn’t understand what.
No, I didn’t bring a rabbit. - He whispered, - the road is far, apparently on the road and ate!
So why I told you all this, and to the fact that if you go to Yandex maps and direct the line, then there will be two hundred, and she came and found the house. And that’s because she’s a family member, I tell you exactly. And what they have in their heads or elsewhere, the navigator stands, only they know. But the good is sure, nature is we have changed with our roads, cars and other shit quite a lot, and it works, but the main thing at the same time is still to be a member of the family, knowing that you are loved and awaited there. So from that day on, I don’t really believe in the tearful stories that a cat or a dog in one city was lost. Ten steps from home. Maybe she just doesn’t want to go there.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-10-25/#977322
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna