When I was a taxi driver, I was in demand for the service of a “treated driver”. I accepted it, I go to provide it. Time – there are no more than three in the morning, Monday is just beginning, winter, dark.

I came, I see, the jeep stands - all fashionable, charged, high, the kangaroo in front is impressive. Even by Moscow standards, he is beautiful. And the customer is a lady, about half a year old, looks as well-maintained as the car.

She sits down a little, sits on the passenger seat, calls the address, we go. We came to some high house, and the places are all occupied, there is nowhere to touch. He proposes to go back to the prospectus. She knows what to do, I do. We return along a narrow path, along the garages and bands along the belt.

Suddenly, the client came to the idea of parking the car right in the square, between the trees. I’m trying to explain that her car won’t take that swarm, because we’ll sit down! She says very confidently and authoritatively: “But let’s not sit down! “We agreed that if we get caught up in the snow, it’s not my problem.

I am a self-confident driver, I turn, go and go! And at some point I begin to feel the car hanging on my stomach, the wheels are turning, and there is no point. The lady asked, “Well, you’re still sitting down, right? "I answer that yes, and, so high quality, that only to dig, there is no other way out. The entrance to the house was also closed.

And then the client says, “Excellent! Here is your honorary. I’ll wake up this elephant! Let him dig and dig! I assured you that it was impossible to hit this car! ha ha! »