As a young student, we had a good company of five people. “And sorrow and joy are all half.”

One of our friends from this company, let’s call him Alexey, has not a large production and recently, in connection with the expansion, moved to a new office. As an office, I removed half of the office building. Not such a big building. of double. in the former base. Only somewhere 700 m2 - 350m2 on the 1st floor and 350m2 on the second (approximately). Below are production and warehouses, on top is a negotiation hall, a large office for salespeople, a cabinet for an advertiser, a cabinet for an accountant. Production, and, of course, his personal office with a reception room and a secretary in it.

Then Leha decided to make a presentation of the office. Gathered us all last Friday closer to the end of the working day. Naturally with wives and children. Champagne arranged, snacks are not clever. Yes for my own. After an hour and a half of celebration, the children began to captivate from boredom and the girls began to hint that it was time to go home. Leha says:

— Fuck, girls, let me hold your men a little? I need to bring the furniture. I will not raise myself. Guys will help.

Women don’t mind, especially me. They took a taxi and went back to the office waiting for the furniture. We sit at the table and drink shampoo. The host of the event held the last sale and we were left alone in the whole office. Lisha closes the entrance door with a key and says:

- Okay guys, I didn't show you the whole office, go.

We enter his office (here you need to explain: you know, before in the Soviet cabinets of managers there were such cabinets throughout the wall. Well, like, from the wall to the wall and under the ceiling - cabinets, shelves, shelves, etc. And it was often that you opened the closet, and there was a door into the hallway or another office. So Alexey has the same wall of closets and a secret door in his office.



We enter there, and there is another 50 square cabinet. In the office: your san. a node, 2 sofas, 4 chairs, a refrigerator filled with beer, a table, a huge telecome, a bunch of bags, a pair of cabinets and a PS4 with a bunch of games.



Needless to say, we only got out of there on Saturday.

Today he is calling for “help at work.” In the general chat wrote that the closets to dismantle gathered. He asks for help. He even dropped a picture as he broke one door. I think I need to help.