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 06.11.2018
My mother told me a case from her life (she is a lawyer with me), then with her words:



We just finished the institute, all distributed by places, the first time after the release we gather on the birthday of the group. We sit at her house at the table, drink tea, and talk about who has any interesting incidents in practice, murders, there, theft and the like. And then the culprit of the celebration does not stand and says: "What are you all murder and murder, I am as if not on my birthday, but at the production meeting! Let’s talk about something else, about love, for example.” One of the guests replied, “Oh, surely, oh love! I’ve had a rape here.”
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