I heard the story from a very funny taxi driver about a week ago, the scene is Ekaterinburg. We went with a friend to a bar and talked about life with a driver who, as it turned out, worked as a pilot all his life, but because of a leg injury decided to change the profession and the last three months he is taxing. And then I asked about the most inadequate case in his service. I tell the following: Taxi Driver (T), Passenger (P)



T: I was somehow ordered to the hospital in Berezovsky (a suburb of Yekaterinburg), picked up a man there, who had to get to the center, and he makes a business offer to me.

Q: Listen, I’ll give you a piece of stuff, and you’ll help me, I have a missing aunt here, you’ll help her get out of the hospital and put her on the back, or I’ll not get it alone. On the other side of the hospital, go and get her.

T: Well, the stuff on the road does not roll, I will help the man. I go to another hospital building, raise my eyes, and there is a sign: “Morg.” What kind of aunt is this?

Q: Yes, she died with me, and the catapult is worth 12 thousand, I don’t have that much. Here you have a pity rapid, and she has the biggest suitcase, just fit. I will pay for help.

T: And how do you imagine that we are going to go from the suburbs to the center of Yekaterinburg on Friday evening with the body in the trunk, but it’s a doher now.

Q: No, I will explain everything to them, they will immediately understand, and you will not bother.



In short, the taxi driver refused the offer and went a long way away.