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 14.12.2018
When I first looked at the matrix at the age of 9, it made a big impression on me.

Everyone in school asked each other what kind of pills would you choose? And of course everyone said red, it's so cool shooting, fighting.

At the age of 15, after reviewing it, I thought to the hell this boring and boring life I was against the system, exactly red!

Now I am 25 and recently I revised the matrix again, and even without thinking I realized that well in the ass all this, of course blue, I want to eat deliciously watching the series with my wife and to hide with friends, and not that’s all that’s in the movie. Let me lie in the water with a hole in my neck.

The next day he asked this question to a colleague, he was 32 years old.

He said that he would not even go to the morphine, he needs to take the child from the kindergarten, pay the mortgage and in general in a week he has a vacation.

Question: 40 years old, how are you doing this?
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