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 14.12.2018
I was 15 years old, I went to my girlfriend for her birthday, but something went wrong with my girlfriend, the fever rose, the girl got sick. Well, I sat for half an hour for decency and went home. I go in and I hear this - ah, ah, oh, oh. Okay, I quietly closed the door, went to the kitchen, made tea, sat in the corner, drink. Here I hear running, laughing in the hallway, flying up into the kitchen, red like crabs, sweating, breathing like horses after races, well, though not naked - mom in a coat, father in families. And here I... They stopped, the eyes opened, the hair stood inviting.

What are you doing here?

I drink tea.

- Oh, and we slept, slept, got up, decided to drink a cup.

We pour ourselves, we sit in silence, we drink, my mother tries to bring the breath in order, my father looks at the ceiling.

I sat down for a moment, went, I say, to sleep. As I walked out into the hallway, I heard a breath of relief.
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