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 17.12.2018
In one office worked a chief of the security service, a great man, a former military, calm, reasonable, but unfortunately not very healthy. Due to deteriorating health, old age, he wrote a statement on his own, and was honoredly retired. Everyone thought that the boss would be appointed by the masters, but no, the boss decided to invite a "professional" from the side. A large enterprise, several buildings, production sites, a sea of equipment, almost a thousand employees, in general, there is somewhere to unfold. And there were, frames of metal detectors, turnikets and electronic passes, video cameras almost in sort, weekly reports to managers who came out and went in at what time, photos from external surveillance cameras with labels who smokes it in the wrong place, and so on. The people were slightly tense, but the conflicts continued, with attempts to inspect bags and bags at the exit, with the disconnection of the internet at workplaces, the ban on the use of cell phones in the offices, and the apophysis of this activity became the order for a full inventory of everything, including in production, with a withholding from the salary "for lack". And all in time unlisted consumers, materials, found themselves in the "fries" of the workers. The city is large, there is a demand for specialists, and a decent welder finds a job within a couple of hours, and a accountant with production experience within an hour. In a month, a man of thirty key specialists wrote a statement, no one counted the various workers, and the personnel department broke up, and ran to the directorate with the suggestion to shoot the shark, or at least to castrate. The director came in, themselves from the production, everyone understands, the chief security officer was kicked out, the former chief was taken in his place, and the staff department rushed to call the already dismissed, and offer fabulous allowances for returning to the native enterprise, and those who wrote a statement, but didn't have time to resign, dropped a premium, and also gave a allowance. It was me to the fact that this story was told to me by a friend who was very upset by the fact that she did not have time to write a statement, and received neither a prize nor a surcharge. In her hearts, the friend said, "That's how it turns out that the more you tolerate, the more.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-12-16/#986756
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