Calling from an unknown number. I pick up the phone at work.

The voice: Hi We would like to offer you a super-popper treatment program. Massage, acupuncture and analysis. Five days of procedure and absolutely free.

I: Why is it free?

Voice: This is a joint program with the municipality...bla-bla...

I : I understand. When will I start paying my loan?

The Day on the Third...