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 14.03.2009
A man went to heaven and asked God, “What about hell?”
He let him go and watch for a couple of hours.
The man is looking, and there the grain is just boiling: all boiled on the cars.
Drinking beer, vodka and the river. Not a life, but an eternal life.
He returns and asks God to send him to hell.
And God answered him, saying, “You were a man who was very righteous on the earth.
You have no sins, so you have a place in heaven.
The man then asks him to let him go for a week on the ground, he says - all.
I will correct.
God is agreeing.
The man, having fallen to the ground, begins a complete ruthlessness: drunkenness, walks, orgies,
He rapes everybody.
On the last day he gets into some prithon and there he holds his hand.
An old grandmother of the 90s. He also took her on a full program.
He loses consciousness and returns to heaven again.? to
He goes to God,... asks that he has spoken for a bitch.
And he says to him:
Yes, you have committed a lot of sins, three lives in hell will be enough. But you remember
Did you finish your grandmother? You won’t believe, I prayed.! to
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