In the recent past, I worked in an internet provider, building networks for them.

One day, the chief decided that the construction department was building slowly and silly.

In this regard - appointed us "an effective manager who will ride with us on the facilities and monitor the work"

The manager was a 20-year-old girl who did not see the gestures and did not hold the cable in her hand.

We arrive on the first day, i.e. at the object.

The basement is dirty, dirty, stinking.

We ask the girl, will you go there with us?

Yes, he says, I need to monitor your work!

So go, we’ll collect the equipment.

is leaving.

Within a minute, the top and whisper, (the bullet flies out)

There is bomb!

And what?

He is naked!

Well and what?

He has a whisper!

No more “effective managers” were sent to us.