My employee once called, "I can't get out of the house, I was locked by a prostitute, and the keys were missing! After a couple of hours, the phone rings: “I tie the bands and go down the window!” (I lived on the 2nd floor, on the 3rd floor).

He said, “I lost myself in the woods and I don’t know where I am, I spent the night in the woods and I went out at dawn in search of a way out. “” has chosen.

He, some time later: "I will not go to work anymore, I went to Krasnodar region as a volunteer, there are going to shave the relic forest, we will save it! “...

All these scandals were true, too, but nevertheless, I consider this character a dwarf...