I used to name all sorts of credit institutions, bank employees, investment companies, etc. about-money shell. I don’t use the “crawl” way. I always use the “Article” method. As a rule, on that end sits a green swallow in a white blouse and from the phrase combination Article 137 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation strongly mangrages and hardly continues the conversation.

But from today I’ve been chasing for a long time. The call.

- Sergey Alexandrovich, good day, you are worried about Alpha Bank, we would like to offer you...

I interrupt :

Sorry to interrupt you, what is your name?

Olga (I don’t remember exactly)

Olga, where did you get my number?

-Bla-Bla, the general database of bank numbers.

Do you know what is Article 137 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation?

A heavy breath.

It began

I put the phone.