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 25.12.2018
So I had a girlfriend and she asked me to hack the postbox of the senior because it was something to someone and I had to prove it. I, as the best hacker in the whole city (Windows XP reinstalled with his eyes closed and the license key knew by hand, well, and "you are learning a programmer") didn't come up with anything smarter than:

1st Closed box type administrator_s@что-to.ru

2nd I wrote to this old-age girl type: "Bla-bla technical failure, we sprinkled your data, please write the login and password you use to log in, type we will bring to our database"

and began to wait. The answer is login and password.

I write to her: “Thank you for cooperation, the information has been updated, continue to use our service.”

So I hacked the first and only mailbox from which the password did not change for several years. The old man actually spilled some infusion.

And I am ashamed of this act, but then the hormones played and the desire to eat.
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