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 27.12.2018
When I was a child, I wanted a console very much, my mom could not afford to allocate so much bubble to the "cinescope burner". I searched and handed away bottles and cardboard, accumulated, about half. Grandma, knowing, decided to give the second half to her birthday. But she said that she is afraid to entrust such money to me and will give it to her mother, and she will buy it. And bringing my savings, mom gets the second half, we go to the store... and buy shoes to my older sister, and I get plasticine.
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