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 28.12.2018
I go home from work, already dark on the streets (winter). I see a nice girl coming to the meeting, listening to music through headphones, and having a tubing (on which no one is sitting). I decided to shine with my humor and say to her, “Girl, you lost the child.”

She stops, takes the headphone out of her ear and asks what I said. I repeat my joke. The girl at this point turns her gaze to the tubing and says as if she was a whirlwind: “Aaaah! My child! Dear God, I have lost my baby! “”

Here my face looked like this (O_O)

And then she calms down sharply, and she says, “Well, I’m joking...you’d see your roots now.” When I said this, I put the headphone back and went on.
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