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 11.01.2019
The master tile maker, who has a small tile laying business, on his website officially stated that he will not fulfill orders of engineers, doctors and professors working for Audi and Siemens.

“Audi’s engineers are completely disconnected from reality, they live in a different world! They’re talking about millimeters and nanometers, they’re building plans that can’t be done.”

For example, an engineer with Audi arranged a scandal after measuring a laid tile, instead of 30 * 60cm it turned out to be 29. 5 to 59. 5cm, the other refused to pay for the marble staircase, as the spots on the stone turned out to be uneven (on natural stone, yes! ) Distributed (the master had to beat the money through the court, the engineer lost). The third drew the master a complete, up to a millimeter plan of placing tiles in the bathroom and all the seams, and refused to understand that the size of the bathroom can walk a couple or three centimeters.

In short, the master checked the accounting, and found that 89% of the problems were the people mentioned above. Plus, in addition to unrealistic requirements and constant intelligence, they regularly and for a long time, for 2-3 months delay payment, demand special discounts and so on...
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