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 16.01.2019
One day I carried a girl, I didn't know at all, I walked on the main, and from the secondary, another car crashed and I slowed. She apparently had the driving rights and skills, was very surprised.
Why do you stop, you are at the forefront.
I shrugged my shoulders and said:
"I just thought about what I would drive while the car is in repair and whether your blood will be wiped out of the panel.
She did not ask me any more questions.
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