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 18.01.2019
I went to the store to shop for the company. The operation was commanded by the head of the department. It looks like a Jew. By nature they are.

I picked 3 trucks. Go to the box. In front of it, the grandmother, taking a baton of bread and a bag of milk, lacks 4 rubles. The check is not closed until there is no money. The chief in such a clever voice says to the cashier, "Let me pay."

Add to the purchase of all 3 trucks, pay. Added a chocolate to Grandma.

Here we all fooled. It is clear that 4 rubles could be spent to save time in line. But generosity is not inherent in him. It turns out. This clever snake did all the purchases at a retirement discount. More than 500 rubles.
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