I had one employee, although in the sense it was, it is now, only in the next decree. And she has a son, well, for example, let Jura be. The boy was not very intelligent by age - he read, counted years from four, played chess, all kinds of chess. Well, as it goes, smart in one, but with some weirdness in the other.



I will not list all the strange things, but with one strange thing was a funny case. The strange thing is this - the child from the moment of obtaining the speech persistently does not want to call his mother mom, dad dad dad, grandmother grandmother. He calls all his nearest mother-in-law by name - Yulia, Sasha, etc. At two it was funny, and then, at five, when he was tried to gently explain that with the older mother-in-law it would be more respectable, the baby refused to call them differently. Well, if mom and dad people are still young - for Yulia and Sasha will come together, then eighty-year-old grandmother Natashka (just Natashka) somehow sounded not "Komilfo".



His mother, my employee, told her colleagues in my department about this, and when she brought her son to work with her, everyone wanted to teach him the mind. As usual, most wanted to raise the boy to the old girls, who have no children, but they are the best at raising the latter. And then one such “mamma” decided to raise a boy. The baby, appearing in our department, immediately sat behind a free computer and began to master the "chicken" without noticing anyone around. "Mamma" with the maximum of complacency on the face sat down to Yuri and began a conversation.

M is a mummy, Yu is a jury.



Hello to you, Yuri!

and UGU.

M: What are you doing?

Y: They are busy.

Listen, what a fashion shirt you have!

and UGU.

M: Who bought it for you?

Yulia (with my mother in mind)

Why do you call your mother Yulia? (“Mamma” prepared to read notes)

J: Not my question! My mother called it so when I was a child.

He said he cut. Mommy’s all the questions disappeared too.