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 23.01.2019
I stayed home alone with my kids on Saturday. It is time to put them to sleep after lunch, and they are angry, choking and don’t want to sleep at all. Usually, his wife reads them stories or tells them stories that he writes on the go. But I was lazy and I told them that if they calm down and fall asleep quickly, the Dream Fairy will come and kiss them in the lobby and they will have beautiful dreams. It worked.



The wife came, talked to the children, approached me and seriously asked, “And what is the name of this Fairy, who kissed our children while I was not? “...
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