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 06.02.2019
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My father had three brothers and all had seven children together. In the summer, these children were taken to the village of Elan in the Volgograd region, to their grandmother. Different sets, different numbers, but in the summer several grandchildren pushed in the house constantly.
The youngest, three-year-old Maxim, was left to his grandmother for the first time. The big and strong boy did not cause the grandmother trouble: calm, not harmful, and most importantly - with a good and constant appetite! The dream of every parent.
He walks in the courtyard, plays in the sand and with machines, especially not to watch every movement. Even if he could fade like a pig, but my grandmother wasn’t upset. The perfect child, what to say.
The child refused to eat. Without apparent reasons.
No, in the morning he ate a little, then went for a walk - to the big village courtyard, but in the lunch, midday and dinner he hanged his head, not opening his mouth and not touching the food.
Since Maxim was quite fed up, they did not immediately panic, in children this happens, especially since signs of exhaustion and hungry fainting were not observed, and even vice versa - there was the impression that the child was growing like yeast.
So it lasted a few days until the older sister followed Maximka more closely.
He was constantly running to look at the funny little pigs. He loses a little, and then says, “Posada!” And falls to them. Who could have thought that he not only admired, but also regularly eaten crumbs! Combined for a week.
With bitter tears he went back to human food. They don’t argue about tastes, they say... Nothing, grown.
The year of the pig.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-02-05/#995957
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