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 21.02.2019
There are such people – oligophrens and idiots. No, they are not stupid people who did not study for some reason. These are people diagnosed with a congenital brain developmental defect. No matter how a person is stressed - he is given little, and yet there are special schools where they are taught. They are not trained to make them smarter, but to instill some socialization skills. In addition, from the words of a friend who is a teacher in one of such schools.
“We communicate with children who are physically 19 years old, and their mental development is 5-7 years old, we teach them patience and the ability to find contact with everyone. And every time there are all kinds of checks, I am a constant participant in them. Another high commission of officials is checking our institution. I and the director go through the classes and other rooms, we are all fine. The commission goes to the lessons, sees the training process. At the end of the trip there is a table where we no longer talk about work. They are cute people, even officials. It’s time to say goodbye and then the chief member of the commission is already out asking a question that probably bothered her very much:
What is the percentage of recovering?
The director is in some shock and does not understand what to answer, so as not to offend the senior bosses and silently turns to me, looking for support. I innerly crack, but out loud: "The best in Moscow!"
This is what you see! – praised us officials, going to their high offices...”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-02-20/#998897
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