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 21.02.2019
The story of my friend. He defended the guy in court, but I don’t remember what he was accused of.



The chief indictment witness was in the courtroom, and he was asked if he could identify the accused (my friend’s defendant). He very long and carefully "monitored" all the people in the room in search of the culprit, but could not identify anyone. The friend has already silently celebrated the victory, because if the witness could not identify the accused, it is very likely that all the charges could simply collapse.



As he mentally placed the case in the “WIN” folder, my friend looked at his client, who had just raised his hand to make it easier for the witness to identify him.



Even the judge was aware of what was happening. It was a full “facebook”...
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