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 16.03.2009
The Bandit History. Not from TV.
years of reconstruction. One man, while still a student, fell into a gang.
In his youth, he did some dark things, for example, robbed.
People on the streets, but he was lucky, and in the field of sight of the police he did not get.
After school, he entered the law school and began studying at
The lawyer. Phanas rejoiced: their lawyer in the gang!
But then he began to roll out some affairs OUT of the gang, and put all the revenue.
In the pocket. When Pahan heard of it, he sent two people to his house.
Six to find out. But he was already ready. He pulled out the gun and
He said, “Girls, go away from here, this is not a matter for you. and if you want
Please send Pagan. Pagan was his classmate.
Pahan comes and the lawyer asks him, “How much do you want?”
Pagan thought, and said: 20 percent.
The guy replied, “I give you 30 percent, but I leave the gang and open the door.”
their business. Pahan thought and said, “OK.
This is how you think what business can a former bandit open? The restaurant,
Sauna or Casino? He opened the library! The entire gang
Sitting under the tables of the hook. Most did not understand why.
Books are needed.
It was necessary to see the faces of the librarians when a man, in view of
The brother opened up to them and said, “I want to open the library!” and in that
During the period from 1985 to 1990, the libraries were closed one after another.
The librarians ran at the speed of the sound, no one wanted to work there.
A miserable salary. He says, “I’ll pay you my salary, you’ll pay me my salary.”
Just give room and shelves to put the books. Yes please, u
The library is closed!
The library was commercial. He came and paid a bet.
The price of the book, and I read it. Then he could get her back, and
I got the bet back.
Of course, he wasn’t believed at first, and all kinds of inspections were running out. for
He had several shelves with Pushkin and Gogol.
In fact, it was actually a bookstore, and through it
There was a stormy stream of fantasy, detectives and adventures. They were,
of course, bookmakers who actually took books, read and
They returned and then took others. Most of the books are
never been returned. The price of the book has already been paid.
He made a bet and was not interested in returning it. He did not pay taxes.
The store, on the contrary, received subsidies from the state as a library.
He played the whole colossal book boom that captured the country.
years of reconstruction. Not only did he play, he predicted it.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0903/o090315;1.html
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