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 07.03.2019
There are stories about stupid criminals, and I will tell you the story of a benevolent victim. A criminal case was considered in our district in court against several minors accused who stole cars. As they explained later, I wanted to drive, and there was no car, and the right, too. Among the victims was a 70-year-old pensioner. His car, Oku, an entrepreneurial little boy stole in the winter right from the garage, bending the roof sheet.

At the question of the judge, when the robbery was found, the victim told the following. In the evening, when it was already dark, he looked out the window, saw the guys stuck in the snow and pushing the car, well decided to hide. The fact that Oka was exactly the same as his own, he noted, but did not give it any importance. He dressed, took a scarf, went out, helped to push the car out. The guys thanked and left. And only in the morning when I approached the garage saw that the door was open, there was no car. Here he realized that he helped to push out his own car. Grandfather saw poorly, did not immediately realize in the dark.

As a result, the car was found abandoned and stuck on the road a few kilometers from the village. The thieves are sitting, the grandfather car returned in integrity and safety. He also asked them not to punish them severely, good soul.
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