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 09.03.2019
At the beginning of the school year, all schoolchildren were driven to some extracurricular event. Four friends quietly dropped from him. A good leader, a woman of 30, decided to react harshly in order not to repeat this again.
She swallowed these guys herself, called the director and swallowed with him, and then everything repeated itself at the board. It was great for both the travellers and their parents. And as an apophysis, she promised them unsatisfactory estimates for the year on behavior, with a high probability that the children will be left for the second year because of this.
The eight-class friends rightly considered the punishment excessive and therefore unfair. For six months, the money spent on lunch and movies went to the treasury. And on March 8, they ordered their class leader the most elegant bouquet of roses that could be found in the city. And they put a postcard there with the text: “I will never forget those passionate and hot nights with you! I love you goddess!“I sent it with a courier.
Why Why? Then, while the teacher was surprised to look at the bouquet, the postcard, with furious eyes, was read by her husband standing next to her.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-03-08/#1002036
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